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Cant Get There From Here


Can't Get There From Here   Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere?   You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't actually drive there.  There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant


Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job


Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh."  Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap


We live in a world of widgets.  People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives


I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president.    I have never been one to get involved with inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet


We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Language of Appalachia


Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories


Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies


Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub ring of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your eating habits and kitchen skills) and decorate it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol


A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry


A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!


We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation


One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems


In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Things We Dream


I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.

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performing together. Along with their comedic and musical talents, the brothers have found lasting power with their intuitive humor, natural warmth and showmanship. A star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and a retrospective produced by the Museum of

as her sentences might sometimes be, there's something impressively scrappy about her fighting instincts, her lacerating sense of humor. Caught in the Trees brawls with a similar pluck, tying fist-raised declarations to arrangements that tend to be

pulls, the horses jump and lunge as they work their way down the course.With a subtle sense of humor, Bud brought his point home of having a smooth, well-trained team on the farm because you can't have the horses lunging and jumping as you're working to

to the Crossing the Line festival, Mr. Bel presents an intimate lecture/ discussion, examining with profound insights and humor the very nature of performance. Referencing the evocative work of critics Roland Barthes and Peggy Phelan, Mr. Bel proposes

Glory. In 2008, Kerry played the consummate Obama advocate, mixing direct attacks on John McCain with flairs of humor that electrified the convention center. Sen. Clinton slouched off the shackles of candidacy even faster. Often criticized for her

Gergen, a CNN senior political analyst, said after Palin's speech. 'Her pit bull style -- combined with her humor and presence along with her roots -- will likely draw people to her. Lots of people there will look forward to hearing her in person. 'The

Ajax, Ontario, proved unable to fully contain the foursome's blathering mixture of punk-pop riffing, hip-hop poses, and toilet-bowl humor. Led by guitarist/vocalist , who looked like a mash-up of Aries: Taking time for your...Taurus: Making a list of

highest beams. You follow him anywhere.' - Peter Travers, Rolling Stone ' isn't a typical superhero movie, its humor is sharp and its quirkiness delightful.' - Connie Ogle, Miami Herald Will Smith Soars in the Coolest Action Blockbuster of the Year

run, which ended in April 2006 with exactly 300 episodes. Creator and star Steve Smith features north-of-the-border handyman humor in the vein of Home Improvement, which also debuted on television in 1991. In the 19 episodes from the 10th season, Red and

music. He was great with his hands, could fix anything and loved cars.He had a great sense of humor, was compassionate and was protective of his sister. He was outspoken, had an unshakable determination and an insatiable curiosity. Surviving family

60's consisted of sixteen weeks. Eight weeks when first inducted into the ... read more by Cristy Ross Humor in Uniform, Reader's Digest, Sept. 2007, is not particularly funny. The whole magazine issue is mostly devoted... read more Add your voice Know

year ago, when Djokovic endeared himself to the New York fans with his stylish play, his sense of humor and his spot-on impersonations of other players. â??I figure if youâ??re going to joke and imitate other people and do the whole deal, then

avert disaster, but remember that the biggest travel mistake of all is not to keep a sense of humor about your mistakes!' 1. Overpacking. A good rule of thumb is, if you have to sit on the suitcase to zip it up, you've packed too much. 2. Not anticipating

driving from Wasilla to her office in downtown Anchorage. 9:20 PM Palin Factor said... Two words: hypocrisy & humor http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086 4:46 AM Anonymous said... 'Regarding the weird person's response to

64 once,' recalled Matthews, 'and I only realized it when he started snoring.' However, not all of Moore's humor was unintentional. While he was soft-spoken publicly, Matthews said, Moore's ability to tell a joke was such that 'he could have done that

without a doubt, the worst movie of the year so far, and aside from vulgar moments of adults-only humor, it fails to hit its target audience or live up to the Òfrom the writers ofÓ promise to be as entertaining as South Park. Dana Marschz (Steve

Journalist, and Michael, the English university professor each bring their own national biases and prejudices along with their humor and strength into the tiny space that has become their home. Through the stories and lives of each other, they come to

the convention, 'and every woman can walk through every door of opportunity.' The governor also showed flashes of humor in referring to herself. She joked about 'the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bulllipstick.' And Palin quickly showed a

don?t believe in curses. But I?m beginning to think there?s someone out there with a nasty sense of humor. After spending the past two days strolling around in the good weather and going to the swimming pool, I?m getting worried about the

like an orchid, but isn't. Glick is a true plant lover and collector with a great sense of humor, and he can turn a word as well. If you want a treat, sign up for 'Glick's Picks' on his terrific Web site, to get a weekly fix of tantalizing

loyal readers biting their nails for years, and the above appear to be the somewhat sad results: easy humor posing as cleverness, recycled points of view, and a depressing lack of freshness. Where were the witty pinpricks to the two-party political

visitors. They were quickly dubbed the '8 Don't Asks' by the media, who often have a sense of humor in these matters, and raised some controversy in chat rooms and blogs worldwide. Some comments say the list is a form of censorship and designed to

a year ago, when he endeared himself to U.S. Open fans with his stylish play, his sense of humor and his spot-on impersonations of other players. 'I figure if you're going to joke and imitate other people and do the whole deal, then you should take it.

harder to prove herself," said Braaten, who is leaning toward the McCain ticket. "She showed a sense of humor, she's a real person, she's there to work. I felt better about her." Reader Comments From the editor: Many of you have expressed concerns about

its 25th year on Sunday. Brand, an English comedian largely unknown to U.S. audiences, displayed his brand of humor that can best be described with one British word: cheeky. During Thursday's presentation, he described the Jonas Brothers as 'God's

in relation to the events at hand. Themes of guilt and memory prove compelling, while mild attempts at humor (little kid clowning in the background) mostly do not. I loved the evolving color palette throughout, but was seriously put off by the bombastic

himself from his bruised party, promising to shake up Washington and take the country in a new direction. Humor from Dave Barry: St. Paul, we hardly knew ye ?Activists: Storms Heighten Danger to Lake O, Sell to U.S. Sugar Now [Post] The approach of

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